Dick's Last Resort

San Antonio, Texas
Available upon request

There's always a reason to party at Dick's!

From birthdays to bachelorette nights, graduation, divorce, parole, or whatever yer celebratin',we've gotcha covered! It doesn't matter if yer party is big or small, young or old, bring 'em on and we'll show ya how to party Dick's style!

Click below to send an event inquiry and a member of our sales team will help ya plan yer bash!

Who is Dick?

Dick is the ornery, politically incorrect curmudgeon who started this whole thing. Dick's Last Resort is known for its outrageous, surly, and energetic servers who dish out good grub, cold booze, and heaping helpings of sarcasm.

Service With Sarcasm!

Beware of Servers! Whether they're putting silly hats scribbled with insults on yer head or dousing you in a sea of napkins, our surly and quick-witted staff is sure to leave you with some lasting memories! Consider yerself warned!

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